Present were the usual suspects: the Chair, the Vice-Chair, and 5 members of the Council. The meeting was called to order at 9:01 AM sharp.
Item 1: The State of the Council
- The Chair reported that the Council's coffee fund was at 0.02% of its original value.
- The Vice-Chair noted that the Council's stapler collection was still the envy of the entire office.
- Member 1 asked if it was too late to bring up the topic of "Free Donut Fridays" again.
- Member 2 pointed out that she had not been paid her parking fee in 5 meetings.
- Member 3 asked for clarification on the Council's stance on "Casual Fridays".
Item 2: The Future of the Council
- The Chair presented a 500-page report on the Council's 5-year plan.
- Member 1 asked if it was really 500 pages or just 4 pages with 100 pages of blank space.
- Member 2 pointed out that the report was written in Comic Sans.
- Member 3 asked for a summary of the report in less than 500 words.
Item 3: The Past of the Council
- Member 1 brought up the "Great Stapler Incident of 2018".
- Member 2 asked if it was true that Member 1 had eaten the last of the Council's donuts.
- Member 3 mentioned that she had not received a raise in 7 meetings.
Adjournment
The meeting was adjourned at 10:05 AM with a sense of relief.